Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Peeling skin

My skin's finally started to peel! Must be from the sunburn i got from Youth Quake.

You see?





Haha!! I must be really jakun or sadistic (that's wat my mom said) or something.. It's the first time my skin's peeled so much.. I find it so fascinating!

N nope, i m NOT going to put lotion or watever crap.. Cant stand it. Besides, I quite like it being so 'ugly' like that. Still bz being fascinated by it =P

Another thing that made it more fascinating... i had a dream last nite that something/one hit/rub my arm pretty hard n made a chunk of my skin like, go off. N i did remember looking at my arm in my dream n saw that the part that got hit was white cos the skin came off. Then this morning.. Pop! i see my arm got so much skin peeling! Just at the portion that got hit in my dream.

It's amazing that only now, 2 weeks n 3 days after i got sunburnt that my skin start peeling. And only that portion too!

Monday, December 25, 2006

DHE SHIT

One of the interesting and memorable sights in Bali =P

An eatery called DHE SHIT!

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Thank you

You knew i was lying.

You knew i was trying to hide it.

You knew i was hurting.

You made me show you where i hurt.

You saw the blood.

You took me away. Away from the ppl i was trying to hide it from.

You washed it away. So painlessly.

You were gentler on me than how i was on myself.

You did what had to be done ever so carefully.

You cared for me.

Thank you.

Merry Christmas!

I was about to write a long lengthy Christmas greeting to u all, n my thoughts about how Christmas has been wrongly marketed to be all about Santa and presents.. but blah! Forget bout criticising ppl now.. Christmas is coming!

Merry Christmas!

and remember what Christmas is really about.. Jesus Christ!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Blood donation #2

"Not only are we asking for your money, we are asking for your blood"

That was what the pastor said before the end of the service regarding the blood donation drive in my church on the 3rd of Dec (that day's sermon was about pledges).

I super shit scared to donate my blood.. Horrifying images of huge needle brutally piercing my arm filled my mind. But in the end i did do it cos I was sure if my dad was there, he'd really want me to do so.

I passed all the check ups. I guess that was good cos that meant that i am healthy. Bad cos gone was my excuse for not donating my blood.

The thing itself wasnt too bad. They gave me some sort of injection with clear liquid. That kinda hurt. Then came the needle to take the blood. It was BIG!!! Fuh! I was thinking, if the 1st one which was so small can hurt, surely the big needle would be EVEN WORSE! Very quickly, they CUCUK me with the needle SOOOO BIG!!! But turns out, it wasnt all that painful. Maybe even hurt a little less than the first one.

My blood pumped out quite fast. I was pretty happy bout it. Then b4 they took out the needle, they took some of my blood n put inside some sort of tabung uji. When they finally took out the needle, there was no pain at all.

When the blood bag was in reach, i went and cucuk it with my finger... i could feel my blood was so warm =P

After it all, i got a free food n drinks, a RM10 chicken rice shop voucher and a free T-shirt =)

As for how i felt, I was ok.. though i did feel a bit numb and weak.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

My injuries in YQ

Predictable things said by me:

"I got injured"
"I fell down!"
"I bang my head somewhere"
"Hey! hey! guess wat? I-Ouch! *bang something, most probably table leg*"
"Ooh! Yeowch! I didnt see that!"
"Wahh!! The ball fall on my head"

Yeah.. those of u who know me well enough or long enough, u probably heard me say those things really often. So u wouldnt be surprised to hear me say i got pretty badly injured once a day in Youth Quake.

Day 1:
After putting bags into the bus to go for YQ, i straightened up only to bang my head on the bus door where u put the bags. Fuh! It super hurt. Now, 4 days later, I still got the bump on my head n i still cannot comb my hair that spot.
Witness: Lydia Kong

Day 2:
While playing a game, I was blind folded n crawling on the ground really fast.. n went BANG REAL HARD into a metal pillar. I really almost blacked out. It was amazing! First time i had such a feeling. I literally saw stars n had blurred vision of the pink blindfold for a moment. It was a good thing i was on the floor already anyway cos i lost my balance n just sat back. Thank goodness I managed to tahan right before i felt myself start to black out. I really wonder why no one stopped me b4 i bang it. Surely out of the 400-500 ppl there, ONE person must've seen me headed to danger.
Witness: I dunno la.. No one seem to have seen anything.

Day 3:
Almost fell off a 6 feet wall and injured my arm n pulled a back muscle while being saved from falling.. Haha.. i found this whole thing really funny minus the injuries =P
Witnesses: My 'saviours': Eric Teong, Ashleigh, Wern Yew, Jonathan, Su-Jian, Keith; and others from Yesaya.

Day 4 (right before the closing prayer)
Got my finger cut by a ceiling fan. Wahh.. This was super stupid. Super malufying also. I was standing on a chair with Eric Teong in a real happy mood n i was fooling and crapping around a bit. Then i just HAD to stupidly raise my hand and PAP! Fuh! It was loud! The ceiling fan hit my finger. I was in such a shock i didnt quite realise the pain. I just had a glance of it before i hid it from the people who looked around after hearing the sound cos i malu n didnt want the attention. My finger looked a bit cut n seemed quite fine. But later when i looked at it again... WAHHH!!! SO MUCH BLOOD!!! Eric who was not fooled by my act made me show it to him n he helped me out. THANKS ERIC!
Witness: Eric Teong

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

That FAT LADY!

IN THE LRT YESTERDAY...!!!

i was tired, so i made a bee-line for a seat in the LRT. I was happy i got my fav seat, which is the one at the VERY end, cos that seat is bigger, or, got more space, cos there's a little gap between the seat and the wall.

But then!!! AYOOOOoorrr!! There was a REALLLLLLY FATTTTTTTTT lady sitting on the seat next to mine. She was OVERFLOWING to my seat.. not by a little, but quite a lot. And not only was her butt overflowing to my seat, her ARMS were also overflowing into my air space!

And she was radiating quite a lot of heat too! So though i managed to squeeze to the wall as much as possible to avoid body contact with her, i still could feel all that heat coming from her!

Oh, and everytime i move more towards the wall, after awhile, she'll somehow relax more, or move a bit more to my seat!! ARGH!!!

I couldnt exactly get up either cos the train was SUPER PACKED! And to move would b of great inconvenience not only to me, but about 5 other ppl. So, yeah, i was stuck with that fat lady from KL Central all the way to wangsa maju.

Thank goodness she din get off at wangsa maju also, or i wouldnt be able to get past her, and probably miss my stop like i almost did cos of some slow paced jakun family that was in front of me.

I will write about that JAKUN family another time..

Monday, December 04, 2006

Blood donation



Donate ur blood! Like how i did =P

Friday, December 01, 2006

Pervert caller

EEEEEEEEEEEYUCKS!!

Ugh! Thinking bout it makes me sick to think that ppl like the guy that called me yesterday really existed, n that i had misfortune to encounter one.

Yesterday, i didnt go to college cos i was feeling unwell since the day before. A phone call at 11.45am forced me to get up from lazing in bed. The guy on the phone sounded pretty much ok. Quite civilised and professional sounding. So i thought perhaps it's my parent's church friend or some bank or something calling for my dad.

The conversation was something like this (bold for me, normal for the guy);

Hello?
Hello. Who is this?
This is Audrey
Where is this?
Huh? Where is what?
Is this a house?
Yes
Ohh.. are you working?
No
Then u are schooling?
Not really
Oh, u're in college!
Ya..
Can i ask u a few questions?
Wait, who is this? (it suddenly occurs to me it cant be my parent's friend)
This is (cant remember name) calling from Public Mutual. I'm here to ask u a few questions.
Ha? For what?
Oh, I'm just going to ask u a few simple questions.
Err.. Sorry i cant answer you. Do u want to speak to my parents?
No no.. I just want to ask u a few questions.
Sorry i cant answer you.
Ok, nevermind.. can i just ask u ONE question?
Err.. i dont promise i'll answer you..
Nevermind. What do u think I'm doing now?
Um.. talking to me?
Ya, other than that.. What do u think my other hand is doing?
I dunno
I'm shaking myself.
Oh ok byebye *put down phone*

Sicko.. Ugh.. After the call, i could think of a hundred other things i could've said after the said he's shaking himself. Mean degrading things or things that would make him feel incredibly stupid. But then, the best thing to do, is always.. PUT DOWN THE PHONE! n dont layan the fella anymore. Cos watever u say, bad or good, insulting or not, it will excite the perv more.

So next time, ask who the person is first n dont let him ask u any question first NO MATTER WHAT. If u dunno the person, n he persist being "mysterious", pass the phone to ur parents with or without telling the person. If parents are not around, put down the phone. If the person's not a perv, he will call back.