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Tales of Fionaroomville

All was peaceful In Fionaroomville..



One night, when all were sleeping..



Ahhh!!!



Ahhh!!!!



At the Fionaroomville council meeting that night...
"Something has to be done about this.. " says Fionaroomville mayor, Kiren, "We must catch this horror!"
"Let's bait it!"
"Abigail! U're the cutest! You be it!"



The cute and brave Abigail sat alone in the dark, keeping an eye out for the Horror of Fionaroomville.



Watch out Abigail! Behind you!



Too late. The Horror has caught her! One villager down. 7 more to go.



Fear was rising among the villagers of Fionaroomville. They moved in groups, watchful for the Horror.



The help of the village genius was sought after.



He worked day and night trying to track down the movements of the Horror and how to destroy her.



One night as LimCY was working alone, he heard a sound from nearby. He shone his torchlight around to check out his surroundings and spotted the Horror! She was out to get at him!



Luckily, villager Szu-Mei who happen pop in to check on LimCY that moment and managed to chase away the Horror before he got to him.



As tension grew in Fionaroomville, two of the villagers tried to flee..



Swim for your life!



"You stupid stupid girl.. What made you think swimming on the floor would get us anywhere?"



"Who are YOU calling stupid?!"



"Take that!"
"No YOU take that!"



The council gathered again for another meeting.
"Fellow villagers.. Things are getting out of hand in our village. We have to get this Horror! We shall use ALL our resources for this one last attack. It's do or die."
"ALL our resources?"
"Yes, ALL, my dear villager... I regret to say, we have to use HER.. "



"... Our village screamer."



"Get your earplugs ready... Attack!"
"AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!"
"Shut up Ming! You dont have to scream!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!!!"



"That scream! Ugh! It's... killing me...! Cant... focus.. Cant.. take it.." says the Horror.

Yeah! We got her!



"Fuh! I'm exhausted! I think I'm gonna get a sorethroat.." says Ming.



Thanks to the screams of Ming! Cheers fill Fionaroomville.



Yeah! All is well again in Fionaroomville.

Teddy Bear

Mr. Teddy Bear. My teddy bear that's served me well. He's been there for me all the time. The most sympathetic and comforting friend. A fantastic listener. He was sad when i was sad, n happy when i was happy. He never pressured me into anything. Never asked me to be who I'm not. It's travelled with me to Australia and America. It's survived many bathes... but the last one was a bit too much for it... =(

Sometime this year, when i was really REALLY down n lonely, sitting around alone in my room dwelling in self pity, i happened to be looking at Teddy.. Ah! My dear ol' friend! I took him down from my shelf and started talking to him, pouring out my heart to him, n crying like how i did when i was younger. It felt good.

At the end of it all, i realised that i had abandoned it for WAY too long n he probably was lonely like me too sitting in the shelf unattended just collecting dust. I wanted to sleep with it again like how i did last time. But he was just too dusty. So i put it into the laundry basket to be washed. Just as i was putting it in, i looking at it fondly and thinking, 'What a beautiful teddy bear. This must be the nicest teddy bear in the world. Ahh.. teddy bears just arent made like this anymore' And in it went into the laundry basket.. headed towards it's destroyment.

Aunty Brigitte had put my teddy bear in the cupboard the next day. When i was about to go to sleep, i remembered it, n reached into the cupboard in the dark to get it. When i took it, it just didnt feel right. There was something wrong with it. TERRIBLY wrong! It could feel the difference! Immediately i grabbed my glasses on n went to turn on the light. What i saw really brought me great horror! My dear teddy bear seem to have grown 80 years overnight! i was SOOOO shocked! SO horrifed! My heart seemed to have stopped! My TEDDY! NOOOOO!!! n tears just welled in my eyes n i cried over it.

Later i tried n tried to get it back into it's old position. To look like how it did last time. I combed his now sheep like fur to return it to it's nice soft fine condition. Try n shape his body back to be more upright. All my efforts only made it a little better. It was beyond repair. N i cried again in frustration. I was just SOOOOO sad...

Now i treat it really nicely. I dont abandon it anymore. No way am i going to abandon my best friend who's been there for me from the moment we met when i was barely a kid. In his old age n depression, i will b there for him!

'After' pictures =P

Could it be that i lost THAT much weight? Or actually, it's more like, was i ever big enough to fit into those pants? Phew! Thank God i never was.

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