Redang

Finally! The beachside trip that we've been talking about for the past year materialised! 15 of we MCKL friends did it! A day after the last paper of the science student, we were off to Pulau Redang! (I finished a week earlier =P)

The group consisted of 5 girls and 10 guys. The girls being Ning, Sara, Christine, Kuga and me, and the guys being Hsing, Pang Tsen, Kishan, Mogan, Vince, Vincent, Shannon, Choong Zeen, Han Ming and Ken.

We left on the night bus (Transnational). We thought that way, we wont waste our first day traveling and we can sleep in the bus too! Hah! So much for sleeping in the bus. I am one who can sleep anytime, anywhere, with any noise level. But somehow, i found it really difficult sleeping in the bus.


We arrived in Kuala Terengganu around 5am. The streets were still dark, and roads were empty. And so we managed to take this pic! All of us lying in the middle of a road. Good thing we didnt lie on the other side of the road that we first planned to. A bus came by shortly after we changed our minds.


Here's a pic of Chrisitine, me and Pang Tsen around 5.30am waiting for the ferry which will be arriving at 8.30am. Between that time, the girls got to go to Pang Tsen's aunt's apartment to wash up, then all of us went for breakfast at a hawker centre.


This is the quaint little place we stayed at. Mozana Resort. We were the only guests there on the first day and we got the rooms that faces the sea. It's like a long house right ON the beach! The food there is great! But I dun recommend anyone else to stay there anyway unless the person wants solitude and dont plan on jumping around in the water much. There's tons of stones in the water! The only good thing bout it is there's little fishies all over the place, even in the shallow waters.


Me chilling on one of the table/bench/dunno wat it's supposed to be. The broom's to sweep away the sand and kill insects that disturb my peace.


Me, Ning and Sara. Ah! You can see the sunburn! See my arms and upper chest? RED!


Ning and I. Dunno wat happen to Ning. Haha!


Group picure on Pasir Panjang without Pang Tsen (he was taking the pic)


Group picture on Pasir Panjang with Pang Tsen but without Vince. Dunno where he disappeared to.


Haha! Vince making a stupid face for the camera! He's too good at it! =P


A scenic pic on the beach front of Mozana Resort at midnight. The moonlight was really bright! I think the guy's Pang Tsen.


The sky above Mozana. Beautiful shades of blue.


Squirrels dating! NOT birds!


That's the moon! FULL moon!


This is Pasir Panjang. NOT where Mozana is located. It's quite a far walk from Mozana. We gotta walk across one long stretch of beach, through a jungle, across another long stretch of beach, pass the Lagune resort tong sampah place, across the wide compound of Laguna resort, then finally, PASIR PANJANG! But the long walk is worth it. The beach is WIDE! and LONG! and the sand! Wahh!!! So soft and nice. Like walking on flour. The waters so clear and blue. Barely any stones in the water. The waves were great! But no fish.


This is a pic of the back of the ferry returning back to mainland.


An awful pic of me with a weird hairdo. It's the STRONG wind.


Ken. This fella can sleep ANYWHERE! ANYTIME! Forever sleeping.


I think the first guy's Vince. Then Vincent and Choong Zeen on the upper and open deck of the ferry.


Pang Tsen on the upper deck of the ferry but not outside. Sitting on a table-like thing there guarding the sleepyheads below.


Vince, me and Christine. On the same 'table' as Pang Tsen. He was next to Vince. Thanks for jaga-ing us Pang Tsen!


Another group picture at the seafood restaurant in Kuala Terengganu. Had dinner there before we boarded our night bus returning to KL.

Thanks to Terengganu boy Pang Tsen and family for their hospitality!

OB Nite

MCKL is small. So when we have any event, EVERYONE's gotta be in it or it'll just be too small. So the MCKL Orientation Ball aka OB Nite is a formal event to welcome the freshies and prom night for the seniors. Fine with us since everyone knows everyone in MCKL.

I finally managed to get some pics from that night.


This is a dance by a bunch of normally VERY quiet talk-only-a-few-words-when-spoken-to guys. The leader of the group being the quietest of all. Shocking.

We got awards for the best dressed guy and girl. 5 guys and 5 girls are picked by selected lecturers on the night itself and brought up on stage. There they get scrutinised. As though that wasnt enough, someone went, "Hey! They're up there for best dressed! Isnt it natural that we make them do some modeling for us?". And so, the 5 guys and 5 girls had to do some modeling. The lecturers then voted for the winner.


That's the guy that got best dressed. He got a scarf of black feathers.


That's me. Best dressed girl. (Dont ask how. I dont know. I was so totally clowning around when I did my 'modeling'.) I got some ridiculous white feather scarf and little girl feathery 'crown'. My dear Sara and Jo who were the ones in charge of getting the prizes thought it'd be funny to get something funny for the best dressed winners.

We got King and Queen for every intake. Freshie King n Queen, July intake King and Queen, and Prom/OB Nite King and Queen (Seniors). These are voted for 2 days before OB Nite and the votes are counted privately by Nigel, a committee member, and announced on the night itself.


This is our Freshie King and Queen, Justin and Phoebe. Lookie JS and YLDP ppl! There's our Phoebe!


The July intake King and Queen, Jega and Aaida.


Oh! And there's me again. Pang Tsen and I as Prom King and Queen. (Dont ask me how. I dont know.)


A picture of the Kings and Queens. Ah, the tiaras the queens got were damn nice!


The Kings and Queens getting the first dance. Or perhaps you might call it a "shuffle around to avoid stepping on the other's toes while trying to look like we're dancing".

I've got more pics. But a load of them are really bad and dark due to the terrible lighting. These here are those that turned out ok and wouldnt bore u all to death (eg. cam whoring pics).

Ah, OB Nite was a blast. The best so far according to the lecturers =) Winning two awards made me feel like such a greedy pig. But still, it was flattering since it's the first time it happened in MCKL history =P Thanks to all who voted for me! Undeserving as i am.

Burnt. Red.

Most ppl who get stay under the sun for long get dark brown. I get a shade of reddish brown.

When I get sunburnt. I get RED!!! (I'd show pics but i dont really want pics of me so skimpily dressed on my blog. Too open to strangers.)

I just returned from Redang with 14 other MCKL friends at 4.15 this morning and I'm still RED!!! Freshly red and still radiating out heat like a microwave despite having first gotten burnt 2-3 days ago.

The colour is fine with me. Im not one of those chinese girls who want to look like snow white. Neither do I purposely go burning myself under the sun to look tanned or watever like those whites. I'll just do whatever I like n if it gets me dark, fine with me.

The heat is fine. Quite interesting actually. I would've taken my baby termometer to measure the temperature of the sunburnt skin if i could find it.

What really sucks is the PAIN!! ARGH!!! Never in my life have i ever been THIS burnt! Never have i experience this much pain from sunburn! Take note: Im no newbie to sunburn. The slightest touch on my shoulders hurt! Even wearing my normal light and loose fitting spaghetti strap top hurts! Sitting back on a chair, lying on my bed, leaning against the wall... ARGH! Torture! Somehow, even pushing my arms and shoulders backwards hurt too!

Ah! The peeling of my skin will be interesting. I'll take pics if it peels amazingly/nicely/grossly.. watever u'd describe it.

Anyway, the fun I had in Redang with my college friends made every bit of the sunburn, suffering and all, was worth it. I'll blog about it later on.

Cuteness? Argh!

What's with this whole fad of cuteness?

Men are increasingly looking like women
And women are trying to look and act like 5 year old cuties

And the amazing thing is, women LIKE their men looking like women
and men like their women cute!
What is WRONG with this world?
It's as if women are indirectly turning into lesbians,
and men, into paedophiles!

P not Pee

Audrey comes back from the toilet. Kelvin, Joshua and Hannah were talking about driving.

Audrey: Oh! I have no more P! Yay!
Kelvin: *looks at Audrey funny*
Audrey: I have no more P.
Kelvin: *still looks at Audrey funny*
Audrey: I have no more P! As in I have no more P!
Kelvin: *STILL looks at Audrey funny*
Audrey: What? Oh! I dont mean I have no more PEE.. but yeah, it's true I have no more pee. But I meant I dont have P anymore as in my DRIVING LICENCE is no longer a P licence!

Gerviene

Today I remember Gerviene... Somehow. Dunno y u pop into my mind when I'm halfway cramming through Accounting.

U're such a cool friend!

You're noisy, but u know when to shut up.

You're cheerful but u can be emo too!

You're so nice but u can be SO MEAN!!! Kinda in an evil yet funny way =P We can say such awful things, laugh about it, but then be kinda sorry for saying such bad things. We cant help it!

You're CRAZY!!! Yet so ordinary..

You're so OUTTA THIS WORLD! Yet.. so in touch with humanity.

You're like, Godly, but not one of those holy-moly freaks who actually dont really know what they're talking about.

You're SOOO SUPER SMART! But u dun show it. Saves ppl like me from feeling too stupid when I'm around you.

I cant quite put my finger on it.. But everytime I think back on the times we had.. Read through your blog and stuff.. It's so YOU! And you're just sooooo... Great! Amazing! So Gervie!

Finally! Someone in this world who's abnormal yet normal!

I REALLY thank God that I was stuck with u in JS. I cant believe we didnt become great pals during YLDP 1, 2 AND 3!

p.s. I still think that the girl in ur blog template looks like she's trying to pull her panties outta her ass!

Exams: Part 2

• Econs 1, 2, 3
• Law 1
• Econs 4, 5

Ahhh.. 6 papers down.

3 killer papers to go.

• Accounting 2
• Law 2
• Econs 6

Murder.
(Don't talk to me about the definition of murder)

A Levels: My life.
To screw A Levels = Suicide.

8 June till today: Longest few days of my life.
Will it ever be over?

Law 1 duration, 3 hours: Shortest 3 hours of my life.

Today,

• Before Econs 4&5: Vomiting every other moment.
• During Econs 4&5: "Aiya! Dun kacau me! No time to vomit!"
• After Econs 4&5: Vomiting feeling gone.

Conclusion: Econs 4&5 heals.

Exams

Exams have and exam preparations have been going on pretty much non stop since March. That's why there's been lack of updates here. Now I'm in the midst of my A Levels. The final one.

8 June (Fri) - Econs Unit 1, 2, 3
11 June (Mon) - Law Paper 1
13 June (Wed) - Econs Unit 4, 5
15 June (Fri) - Accounting Unit 2
18 June (Mon) - Law Paper 2
19 June (Tue) - Econs Unit 6

That's all the papers I'm taking this round. It's actually ALL my papers minus Accounting Unit 1 which I sat for in January.

I cant barely believe that next Tues onwards, I WILL BE FREEEEE!!! It's been so long since i've been free!! This hellish situation has been going on since last Oct. It's just been exams preparation, Sem 2 exams, exam preparation, AS exams, exam preparation, A Levels.. bleh.. No life.

I'm booked on 19 June afternoon-evening by Sara, 22 June night, and 26-29 June (Redang!). Other times, u all gotta book me fast if u wanna meet me! I plan to do a lot of other things. It's just that i havent decided when to do it yet.

Pervert on MSN Messenger

Dont chat with June Adelyn on MSN messenger if u've added her on june_adelyn@hotmail.com. Her e-mail has somehow gotten into the hands of someone else.

She now has a new e-mail n msn messenger add. She requests that u all add her at june_adelynjunling@hotmail.com.

This was what happened on the night of May 9.

09/05/2007		20:33:45		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		eloo
09/05/2007		20:33:48		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		how r u ?
09/05/2007		20:34:00		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		hie..
09/05/2007		20:34:06		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		im ok..
09/05/2007		20:34:18		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		u want to see my pics album?
09/05/2007		20:34:27		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		?
09/05/2007		20:34:30		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		anything special?
09/05/2007		20:34:36						June sends my pics.html
09/05/2007		20:34:38		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		in this file
09/05/2007		20:34:41		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		accept and see me
09/05/2007		20:34:55						You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\Ming Yee\My Documents\My Received Files\my pics.html from June.
09/05/2007		20:35:11		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		login ur mail address and passwords
09/05/2007		20:35:39		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		uh...
09/05/2007		20:35:43		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		june?
09/05/2007		20:36:00		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		login and see me
09/05/2007		20:36:04		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		write ur comments plS
09/05/2007		20:36:06		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		;)
09/05/2007		20:38:02		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		i was brought into my e-mail
09/05/2007		20:38:18		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		all pics in this file
09/05/2007		20:38:20		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		login and see me
09/05/2007		20:38:22		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		Pls
09/05/2007		20:38:23		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		;)
09/05/2007		20:38:43		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		i click the link..
09/05/2007		20:38:49		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		n was brought into my e-mail
09/05/2007		20:39:08		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		where m i suppose to c the pics?
09/05/2007		20:42:39		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		sorry, i dunnno how to
09/05/2007		20:42:47		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		login pls
09/05/2007		20:42:52		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		login ady la!
09/05/2007		20:47:05		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		wat's up with u?
09/05/2007		20:47:07		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		wat's with the pic?
09/05/2007		20:47:19		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		my pics album
09/05/2007		20:47:37		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		to b honest with u.. u seem to b acting quite suspiciously over this..
09/05/2007		20:47:45						June is inviting you to start sending webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
09/05/2007		20:47:54						You have accepted the invitation to start sending webcam.
09/05/2007		20:47:57		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		go on then
09/05/2007		20:48:28		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		y did u ask to c my webcam?
09/05/2007		20:48:31		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		urs is not working
09/05/2007		20:49:04		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		mine dont work:S
09/05/2007		20:49:07		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		ı dont see u
09/05/2007		20:49:14		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		not dressed properly
09/05/2007		20:49:16		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		show me urself
09/05/2007		20:49:20		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		i tot u on webcam for me to c u..
09/05/2007		20:49:24		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		Pls
09/05/2007		20:49:34		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		I want to see u not dressed
09/05/2007		20:49:37		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		come on
09/05/2007		20:49:38		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		pls
09/05/2007		20:50:05		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		wat r u doing with june's msn?
09/05/2007		20:50:17		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		Im junes cousin
09/05/2007		20:50:21		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		Im moggie
09/05/2007		20:51:00		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		i thought u were june..
09/05/2007		20:51:03		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		show me urself babe
09/05/2007		20:51:18		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		not even in ur dreams
09/05/2007		20:51:24		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		cause?
09/05/2007		20:51:32		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		plain not interested
09/05/2007		20:51:43		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		30 sec.
09/05/2007		20:52:28		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		?
09/05/2007		20:52:43		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		pls
09/05/2007		20:52:54		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		u want to see me?
09/05/2007		20:53:04		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		no
09/05/2007		20:53:06		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		nude?
09/05/2007		20:54:27		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		r u there?=
09/05/2007		20:55:37		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		ya
09/05/2007		20:55:51		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		I dont see u:S
09/05/2007		20:56:13		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		show me ur face
09/05/2007		20:59:08		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		hey, u hacker..
09/05/2007		20:59:12		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		damn mean la u..
09/05/2007		20:59:17		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		the poor girl..
09/05/2007		20:59:22		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		I dont hacker
09/05/2007		20:59:28		June		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		fuk ur asshole
09/05/2007		20:59:34		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		so now i guess u've gotten my e-mail n password too?
09/05/2007		20:59:42		"Audrey/MingYee: ÆÐELÞRYÐ		June		heh..

And then i was blocked. Fine with me. I blocked him too.

I got really alarmed after awhile n was 100% sure that it was not June i was chatting with. I thought perhaps there was a party at her house n she n her friends were all just trying to pull a prank. I got her number and called her to check in case and was told about the problem.

U all should block june_adelyn@hotmail.com too. He is after girls. So far the guys in her list hasnt heard from him.

Sadly, my e-mail address audreykmy@hotmail.com is another victim. I cannot log in to that e-mail anymore. Thank God i was suspicious that it might be a trick to get my password and put in an abandoned e-mail instead of my other e-mails that i actively use like my msn messenger e-mail and gmail.

U all should block my audreykmy@hotmail.com if u all have that in ur msn messenger list.

Sorry for the inconvenience caused.

A funny picture

Btw.. we did NOT stick the straws into our nostrils. It wasnt anywhere near our noses.

Feeling what?

I feel weird.

It's something like im feeling something yet not feeling anything.

Im not exactly depressed.

Not exactly bored.

Not exactly stressed.

Not exactly restless.

And yet, it seems like a combination of all that.

Yet it's not quite all that.

I dont know what it is im feeling.

It's a bit like i dont quite give a damn bout anything, yet im giving a damn bout everything.

It's a bit like im worried. But if i am, i cant think wat it is. A Levels? I dont know. Im not thinking bout it now.

Loneliness? Cant be. I have plenty of friends.

Do i feel like crying? I have no idea. Maybe i do. But i kinda feel like laughing too.

I feel like im troubled. Yet i dont feel like i am.

Is it the uncertain future?

The hopelessness of not knowing wat is in store for me from after A Levels onwards? Everything is so depending on the result of everything. There are too many variables. Nothing seems to be fixed.

I dont know what im feeling.

But i do know that this feeling sucks.

Help.

I'm gonna miss you

This is to all my MCKL friends...

Everyday we talk or play together
Sometimes we dont even talk
But It's ok, at least I can see you
Sometimes I dont even see you
But it's OK, at least I know you're near

We are going separate ways
Our directions in life, so different
I may never see you again
I'm going to miss you
No, actually, I miss you already

After A While

After a while you learn
the subtle difference between
holding a hand and chaining a soul
and you learn
that love doesn't mean leaning
and company doesn't always mean security.

And you begin to learn
that kisses aren't contracts
and presents aren't promises
and you begin to accept your defeats
with your head up and your eyes ahead
with the grace of woman, not the grief of a child

and you learn
to build all your roads on today
because tomorrow's ground is
too uncertain for plans
and futures have a way of falling down
in mid-flight.

After a while you learn
that even sunshine burns
if you get too much
so you plant your own garden
and decorate your own soul
instead of waiting for someone
to bring you flowers.

And you learn that you really can endure
you really are strong
you really do have worth
and you learn
and you learn
with every goodbye, you learn...

After A While
by Veronica A. Shoffstall

Closure.

One last talk to deal with it.
Closure. Once and for all.

Done.

Amazing sense of closure.

Relief.

Light heartedness.

Freedom.

Happiness.

Hope for tomorrow.

Suddenly this appears in my mind.
"Strength for today and bright hope for tomorrow, great is thy faithfullness, Lord, unto me."

Kenangan Terindah

Aku yang lemah tanpamu
Aku yang rentan karena
Cinta yang tlah hilang darimu
Yang mampu menyanjungku

Selama mata terbuka
Sampai jantung tak berdetak
Selama itu pun
Aku mampu tuk mengenangmu

Darimu... Kutemukan hidupku
Bagiku... Kau lah cinta sejati

Bila yang tertulis untukku
Adalah yang terbaik untukmu
Kan kujadikan kau kenangan
Yang terindah dalam hidupku
Namun takkan mudah bagiku
Meninggalkan jejak hidupku
Yang tlah terukir abadi
Sebagai kenangan yang terindah

Kenangan Terindah - Samsons

Let memories be memories

"Let memories be memories"

How can i do that?
It was just too beautiful. Sweet.
That tinge of shyness. Innocence. Pure.

If you asked me to tell you what was the most heart warming memory.
I wouldnt be able to answer you.
There are just too many to decide which is the best.

I have tasted something good.
Why would i want to go back to eating paper?
How could I?

Now do you blame me for not letting it just be a memory?

OB Nite

Thursday Nite (15 Feb) was the MCKL OB Nite! (OB Nite = Orientation Ball Nite.. it is the equivalent of prom)

It was really fun! I really think the Pre-U Committee did a great job at planning and making this OB Nite'07 a successful and enjoyable one.

The perfomers also did a great job and contributed to the fun! What courage and talent they have, to be able to go up on stage and do wat they do.

Esther: Wow! So daring! A solo singing performance!

Ning: So much for forgetting ur notes. Great violin playing! You looked great too! Ada gaya!

Phoebe: Love ur voice! So amazing! U sound better everytime i hear u.. Really.

Christine: Ur piano playing's superb! I wish i could play like u.

Alex+Rahul: Genius creativity there! But missing the S to the A to the M to the I element =P

Vincent, Vince, Hsing, Mogan, Kishan, Choong Zeen, Ian: I salute u guys. SUCH courage! Even i wouldnt dare attempt such a performance. Your practices were a bit messy but that nite's performance was da BOMB! You all really pulled it off together really well! So 'yao ying'! (Ada gaya)

I havent gotten hold of the pictures yet. There were 2 very shocking and interesting turn of events which i'll blog about when i get them =P

Many faces of Fiona

This post is entirely dedicated to my beautiful sporting friend...


... Gan Fiona.

She's had her braces days..


And now you see her without her braces! See her perfectly straight teeth?


Anyway, she's got a fascination for shit somehow. So i may as well tell u all a little story bout Gan's shitting process...

Bz bz bz bz... but AIK?! Time to shit!!! Hello? Toilet attendants? Is my favourite toilet ready?


What? It's NOT READY?!!!


Nvm.. can wait awhile...


Aiyo.. So long already.. Tahan tahan tahan...


WHAT?!! STILL not ready?!


AIYO!!! DIE LA DIE LA DIE LA!!!


WHAT? DONT DISTURB ME!! Cant u see i'm stressed?


Sakit.. sakit... Please! KILL me!!! ACK!!!


The toilet is ready... Dipersilakan...


Ewww!!! U call THAT clean?!


Aihh.. nevermind... beggars cant be choosers...


Mmmmmph!!! COME OUT!!! Some more.. some more..


Yahooo!!! All done!!!


And she smiles again!!!



~THE END~

n hopefully, not the end of me for coming up with this post...
Fiona.. DONT KILL ME!!!

Szu-Mei's farewell

On Thursday, the 1st of February, my bunch of school friends had a farewell party for Szu-Mei who will be going to Australia to study.

We had just thrown a surprise farewell party for Kiren who was going to Russia late last year, and one for Alicia who was going to US in early January very successfully as we had totally managed to give them a great surprise!

Fiona and Szu-Mei were the key planners for Kiren and Alicia's surprise party. This time, it being Szu-Mei's surprise party, I teamed up with Fiona to plan Szu-Mei's surprise party.

It was difficult coming up with a real surprise idea. Ideas were used up and Szu-Mei already expected a surprise party from us, so there goes the surprise. Any invitation to anyone's house would be a dead giveaway.

Fiona and I didnt want any crappy second rate surprise party. If we were to make it a surprise, it's got to REALLY BE a surprise! As idea after idea couldnt work, we thought we may as well just scrap the whole idea of making it a surprise.

That was until I came up with a brilliant idea! (Clap for myself. I'm just so proud of it =P). We were gonna make a surprise parade!!!

We conned Szu-Mei to believing we were going to KLCC to spend time with Kiren since Kiren had little time here in Malaysia during her holidays. Fiona was to pick her, Abigail and Piriya up from her house and was running late. So we got Abigail and Piriya to position Szu-Mei outside her house where she can clearly see the "parade" coming in.

And so, 3 cars all decorated with "Surprise", "Farewell", and "Szu-Mei" came into her view, lights flashing and hons honking, and we ppl in the car sticking out heads and hand out waving balloons at her.

Haha!!! What a great surprise it was. It was great fun for us too! The journey to Szu-Mei's house after decorating the cars from Abigail's house was really interesting cos people in other cars were staring at us. We were kinda slowing down traffic too cos we had to drive slowly so the decorations wont tear or fly off.

Szu-Mei's reaction was funny too. Fiona and I were so totally glad that the surprise was a success cos she totally didnt expect one that day, at that time, in that way.

And here's a group picture after we shifted the words to one car.


Anyway, from there, we proceeded to Fiona's house to PARTY!!! For more pics, go to Fiona's blog. She did a great job blogging bout it with plenty of pictures.

For fun: My heritage

http://www.myheritage.com

Not as I thought

To live a life for God.
It's not as easy as I thought.

To sacrifice things in my life for God.
It's a lot harder than I thought.

To live with the worldly consequences of having sacrificed to serve God.
It's not as easy to accept as I thought.

Wasted

What have I done with my life?

I have wasted too much of it.

What have i done?

What achievements do i have to show that my life was not wasted?

My life: Wasted. Unproductive. Stagnant. Uninteresting. Not worth talking about.

Who am I?

Who am I?
That the Lord of all the earth,
Would care to know my name,
Would care to feel my hurt.
Who am I?
That the bright and morning star,
Would choose to light the way,
For my ever wandering heart.

Not because of who I am,
But because of what you've done.
Not because of what I've done,
But because of who you are.

I am a flower quickly fading,
Here today and gone tomorrow,
A wave tossed in the ocean,
A vapor in the wind.
Still you hear me when I'm calling,
Lord, you catch me when I'm falling,
And you've told me who I am.
I am yours.

Who am I?
That the eyes that see my sin
Would look on me with love
And watch me rise again.
Who am I?
That the voice that calmed the sea,
Would call out through the rain,
And calm the storm in me.

Whom shall I fear?
'Cause I am yours.

Who am I - Casting Crowns

Exams coming

I will b sitting for my AS papers (half of my A Level papers) soon.

11th Jan: Accounting (12.30 - 3.30)
18th Jan: Economics paper 1, 2, 3 (12.10 - 3.30)

Panic like crazy. Hardly ready n im cramming like crazy. My parents also putting crazy lot of pressure on me. I could also get into trouble for coming online for this short while. Just sneaking in this post while retrieving some accounting stuff from my e-mail.

So, yeah, i wont be updating till after my exams. Will hardly be coming online also.

Please keep me in your prayers. I need it.

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Peeling skin

My skin's finally started to peel! Must be from the sunburn i got from Youth Quake.

You see?





Haha!! I must be really jakun or sadistic (that's wat my mom said) or something.. It's the first time my skin's peeled so much.. I find it so fascinating!

N nope, i m NOT going to put lotion or watever crap.. Cant stand it. Besides, I quite like it being so 'ugly' like that. Still bz being fascinated by it =P

Another thing that made it more fascinating... i had a dream last nite that something/one hit/rub my arm pretty hard n made a chunk of my skin like, go off. N i did remember looking at my arm in my dream n saw that the part that got hit was white cos the skin came off. Then this morning.. Pop! i see my arm got so much skin peeling! Just at the portion that got hit in my dream.

It's amazing that only now, 2 weeks n 3 days after i got sunburnt that my skin start peeling. And only that portion too!

DHE SHIT

One of the interesting and memorable sights in Bali =P

An eatery called DHE SHIT!

Thank you

You knew i was lying.

You knew i was trying to hide it.

You knew i was hurting.

You made me show you where i hurt.

You saw the blood.

You took me away. Away from the ppl i was trying to hide it from.

You washed it away. So painlessly.

You were gentler on me than how i was on myself.

You did what had to be done ever so carefully.

You cared for me.

Thank you.

Merry Christmas!

I was about to write a long lengthy Christmas greeting to u all, n my thoughts about how Christmas has been wrongly marketed to be all about Santa and presents.. but blah! Forget bout criticising ppl now.. Christmas is coming!

Merry Christmas!

and remember what Christmas is really about.. Jesus Christ!

Blood donation #2

"Not only are we asking for your money, we are asking for your blood"

That was what the pastor said before the end of the service regarding the blood donation drive in my church on the 3rd of Dec (that day's sermon was about pledges).

I super shit scared to donate my blood.. Horrifying images of huge needle brutally piercing my arm filled my mind. But in the end i did do it cos I was sure if my dad was there, he'd really want me to do so.

I passed all the check ups. I guess that was good cos that meant that i am healthy. Bad cos gone was my excuse for not donating my blood.

The thing itself wasnt too bad. They gave me some sort of injection with clear liquid. That kinda hurt. Then came the needle to take the blood. It was BIG!!! Fuh! I was thinking, if the 1st one which was so small can hurt, surely the big needle would be EVEN WORSE! Very quickly, they CUCUK me with the needle SOOOO BIG!!! But turns out, it wasnt all that painful. Maybe even hurt a little less than the first one.

My blood pumped out quite fast. I was pretty happy bout it. Then b4 they took out the needle, they took some of my blood n put inside some sort of tabung uji. When they finally took out the needle, there was no pain at all.

When the blood bag was in reach, i went and cucuk it with my finger... i could feel my blood was so warm =P

After it all, i got a free food n drinks, a RM10 chicken rice shop voucher and a free T-shirt =)

As for how i felt, I was ok.. though i did feel a bit numb and weak.

My injuries in YQ

Predictable things said by me:

"I got injured"
"I fell down!"
"I bang my head somewhere"
"Hey! hey! guess wat? I-Ouch! *bang something, most probably table leg*"
"Ooh! Yeowch! I didnt see that!"
"Wahh!! The ball fall on my head"

Yeah.. those of u who know me well enough or long enough, u probably heard me say those things really often. So u wouldnt be surprised to hear me say i got pretty badly injured once a day in Youth Quake.

Day 1:
After putting bags into the bus to go for YQ, i straightened up only to bang my head on the bus door where u put the bags. Fuh! It super hurt. Now, 4 days later, I still got the bump on my head n i still cannot comb my hair that spot.
Witness: Lydia Kong

Day 2:
While playing a game, I was blind folded n crawling on the ground really fast.. n went BANG REAL HARD into a metal pillar. I really almost blacked out. It was amazing! First time i had such a feeling. I literally saw stars n had blurred vision of the pink blindfold for a moment. It was a good thing i was on the floor already anyway cos i lost my balance n just sat back. Thank goodness I managed to tahan right before i felt myself start to black out. I really wonder why no one stopped me b4 i bang it. Surely out of the 400-500 ppl there, ONE person must've seen me headed to danger.
Witness: I dunno la.. No one seem to have seen anything.

Day 3:
Almost fell off a 6 feet wall and injured my arm n pulled a back muscle while being saved from falling.. Haha.. i found this whole thing really funny minus the injuries =P
Witnesses: My 'saviours': Eric Teong, Ashleigh, Wern Yew, Jonathan, Su-Jian, Keith; and others from Yesaya.

Day 4 (right before the closing prayer)
Got my finger cut by a ceiling fan. Wahh.. This was super stupid. Super malufying also. I was standing on a chair with Eric Teong in a real happy mood n i was fooling and crapping around a bit. Then i just HAD to stupidly raise my hand and PAP! Fuh! It was loud! The ceiling fan hit my finger. I was in such a shock i didnt quite realise the pain. I just had a glance of it before i hid it from the people who looked around after hearing the sound cos i malu n didnt want the attention. My finger looked a bit cut n seemed quite fine. But later when i looked at it again... WAHHH!!! SO MUCH BLOOD!!! Eric who was not fooled by my act made me show it to him n he helped me out. THANKS ERIC!
Witness: Eric Teong

That FAT LADY!

IN THE LRT YESTERDAY...!!!

i was tired, so i made a bee-line for a seat in the LRT. I was happy i got my fav seat, which is the one at the VERY end, cos that seat is bigger, or, got more space, cos there's a little gap between the seat and the wall.

But then!!! AYOOOOoorrr!! There was a REALLLLLLY FATTTTTTTTT lady sitting on the seat next to mine. She was OVERFLOWING to my seat.. not by a little, but quite a lot. And not only was her butt overflowing to my seat, her ARMS were also overflowing into my air space!

And she was radiating quite a lot of heat too! So though i managed to squeeze to the wall as much as possible to avoid body contact with her, i still could feel all that heat coming from her!

Oh, and everytime i move more towards the wall, after awhile, she'll somehow relax more, or move a bit more to my seat!! ARGH!!!

I couldnt exactly get up either cos the train was SUPER PACKED! And to move would b of great inconvenience not only to me, but about 5 other ppl. So, yeah, i was stuck with that fat lady from KL Central all the way to wangsa maju.

Thank goodness she din get off at wangsa maju also, or i wouldnt be able to get past her, and probably miss my stop like i almost did cos of some slow paced jakun family that was in front of me.

I will write about that JAKUN family another time..

Blood donation

Donate ur blood! Like how i did =P

Pervert caller

EEEEEEEEEEEYUCKS!!

Ugh! Thinking bout it makes me sick to think that ppl like the guy that called me yesterday really existed, n that i had misfortune to encounter one.

Yesterday, i didnt go to college cos i was feeling unwell since the day before. A phone call at 11.45am forced me to get up from lazing in bed. The guy on the phone sounded pretty much ok. Quite civilised and professional sounding. So i thought perhaps it's my parent's church friend or some bank or something calling for my dad.

The conversation was something like this (bold for me, normal for the guy);

Hello?
Hello. Who is this?
This is Audrey
Where is this?
Huh? Where is what?
Is this a house?
Yes
Ohh.. are you working?
No
Then u are schooling?
Not really
Oh, u're in college!
Ya..
Can i ask u a few questions?
Wait, who is this? (it suddenly occurs to me it cant be my parent's friend)
This is (cant remember name) calling from Public Mutual. I'm here to ask u a few questions.
Ha? For what?
Oh, I'm just going to ask u a few simple questions.
Err.. Sorry i cant answer you. Do u want to speak to my parents?
No no.. I just want to ask u a few questions.
Sorry i cant answer you.
Ok, nevermind.. can i just ask u ONE question?
Err.. i dont promise i'll answer you..
Nevermind. What do u think I'm doing now?
Um.. talking to me?
Ya, other than that.. What do u think my other hand is doing?
I dunno
I'm shaking myself.
Oh ok byebye *put down phone*

Sicko.. Ugh.. After the call, i could think of a hundred other things i could've said after the said he's shaking himself. Mean degrading things or things that would make him feel incredibly stupid. But then, the best thing to do, is always.. PUT DOWN THE PHONE! n dont layan the fella anymore. Cos watever u say, bad or good, insulting or not, it will excite the perv more.

So next time, ask who the person is first n dont let him ask u any question first NO MATTER WHAT. If u dunno the person, n he persist being "mysterious", pass the phone to ur parents with or without telling the person. If parents are not around, put down the phone. If the person's not a perv, he will call back.