Saturday, February 17, 2007

OB Nite

Thursday Nite (15 Feb) was the MCKL OB Nite! (OB Nite = Orientation Ball Nite.. it is the equivalent of prom)

It was really fun! I really think the Pre-U Committee did a great job at planning and making this OB Nite'07 a successful and enjoyable one.

The perfomers also did a great job and contributed to the fun! What courage and talent they have, to be able to go up on stage and do wat they do.

Esther: Wow! So daring! A solo singing performance!

Ning: So much for forgetting ur notes. Great violin playing! You looked great too! Ada gaya!

Phoebe: Love ur voice! So amazing! U sound better everytime i hear u.. Really.

Christine: Ur piano playing's superb! I wish i could play like u.

Alex+Rahul: Genius creativity there! But missing the S to the A to the M to the I element =P

Vincent, Vince, Hsing, Mogan, Kishan, Choong Zeen, Ian: I salute u guys. SUCH courage! Even i wouldnt dare attempt such a performance. Your practices were a bit messy but that nite's performance was da BOMB! You all really pulled it off together really well! So 'yao ying'! (Ada gaya)

I havent gotten hold of the pictures yet. There were 2 very shocking and interesting turn of events which i'll blog about when i get them =P

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Many faces of Fiona

This post is entirely dedicated to my beautiful sporting friend...


... Gan Fiona.

She's had her braces days..


And now you see her without her braces! See her perfectly straight teeth?


Anyway, she's got a fascination for shit somehow. So i may as well tell u all a little story bout Gan's shitting process...

Bz bz bz bz... but AIK?! Time to shit!!! Hello? Toilet attendants? Is my favourite toilet ready?


What? It's NOT READY?!!!


Nvm.. can wait awhile...


Aiyo.. So long already.. Tahan tahan tahan...


WHAT?!! STILL not ready?!


AIYO!!! DIE LA DIE LA DIE LA!!!


WHAT? DONT DISTURB ME!! Cant u see i'm stressed?


Sakit.. sakit... Please! KILL me!!! ACK!!!


The toilet is ready... Dipersilakan...


Ewww!!! U call THAT clean?!


Aihh.. nevermind... beggars cant be choosers...


Mmmmmph!!! COME OUT!!! Some more.. some more..


Yahooo!!! All done!!!


And she smiles again!!!



~THE END~

n hopefully, not the end of me for coming up with this post...
Fiona.. DONT KILL ME!!!

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Szu-Mei's farewell

On Thursday, the 1st of February, my bunch of school friends had a farewell party for Szu-Mei who will be going to Australia to study.

We had just thrown a surprise farewell party for Kiren who was going to Russia late last year, and one for Alicia who was going to US in early January very successfully as we had totally managed to give them a great surprise!

Fiona and Szu-Mei were the key planners for Kiren and Alicia's surprise party. This time, it being Szu-Mei's surprise party, I teamed up with Fiona to plan Szu-Mei's surprise party.

It was difficult coming up with a real surprise idea. Ideas were used up and Szu-Mei already expected a surprise party from us, so there goes the surprise. Any invitation to anyone's house would be a dead giveaway.

Fiona and I didnt want any crappy second rate surprise party. If we were to make it a surprise, it's got to REALLY BE a surprise! As idea after idea couldnt work, we thought we may as well just scrap the whole idea of making it a surprise.

That was until I came up with a brilliant idea! (Clap for myself. I'm just so proud of it =P). We were gonna make a surprise parade!!!

We conned Szu-Mei to believing we were going to KLCC to spend time with Kiren since Kiren had little time here in Malaysia during her holidays. Fiona was to pick her, Abigail and Piriya up from her house and was running late. So we got Abigail and Piriya to position Szu-Mei outside her house where she can clearly see the "parade" coming in.

And so, 3 cars all decorated with "Surprise", "Farewell", and "Szu-Mei" came into her view, lights flashing and hons honking, and we ppl in the car sticking out heads and hand out waving balloons at her.

Haha!!! What a great surprise it was. It was great fun for us too! The journey to Szu-Mei's house after decorating the cars from Abigail's house was really interesting cos people in other cars were staring at us. We were kinda slowing down traffic too cos we had to drive slowly so the decorations wont tear or fly off.

Szu-Mei's reaction was funny too. Fiona and I were so totally glad that the surprise was a success cos she totally didnt expect one that day, at that time, in that way.

And here's a group picture after we shifted the words to one car.


Anyway, from there, we proceeded to Fiona's house to PARTY!!! For more pics, go to Fiona's blog. She did a great job blogging bout it with plenty of pictures.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Not as I thought

To live a life for God.
It's not as easy as I thought.

To sacrifice things in my life for God.
It's a lot harder than I thought.

To live with the worldly consequences of having sacrificed to serve God.
It's not as easy to accept as I thought.

Wasted

What have I done with my life?

I have wasted too much of it.

What have i done?

What achievements do i have to show that my life was not wasted?

My life: Wasted. Unproductive. Stagnant. Uninteresting. Not worth talking about.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Who am I?

Who am I?
That the Lord of all the earth,
Would care to know my name,
Would care to feel my hurt.
Who am I?
That the bright and morning star,
Would choose to light the way,
For my ever wandering heart.

Not because of who I am,
But because of what you've done.
Not because of what I've done,
But because of who you are.

I am a flower quickly fading,
Here today and gone tomorrow,
A wave tossed in the ocean,
A vapor in the wind.
Still you hear me when I'm calling,
Lord, you catch me when I'm falling,
And you've told me who I am.
I am yours.

Who am I?
That the eyes that see my sin
Would look on me with love
And watch me rise again.
Who am I?
That the voice that calmed the sea,
Would call out through the rain,
And calm the storm in me.

Whom shall I fear?
'Cause I am yours.


Who am I - Casting Crowns

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Exams coming

I will b sitting for my AS papers (half of my A Level papers) soon.

11th Jan: Accounting (12.30 - 3.30)
18th Jan: Economics paper 1, 2, 3 (12.10 - 3.30)

Panic like crazy. Hardly ready n im cramming like crazy. My parents also putting crazy lot of pressure on me. I could also get into trouble for coming online for this short while. Just sneaking in this post while retrieving some accounting stuff from my e-mail.

So, yeah, i wont be updating till after my exams. Will hardly be coming online also.

Please keep me in your prayers. I need it.

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Peeling skin

My skin's finally started to peel! Must be from the sunburn i got from Youth Quake.

You see?





Haha!! I must be really jakun or sadistic (that's wat my mom said) or something.. It's the first time my skin's peeled so much.. I find it so fascinating!

N nope, i m NOT going to put lotion or watever crap.. Cant stand it. Besides, I quite like it being so 'ugly' like that. Still bz being fascinated by it =P

Another thing that made it more fascinating... i had a dream last nite that something/one hit/rub my arm pretty hard n made a chunk of my skin like, go off. N i did remember looking at my arm in my dream n saw that the part that got hit was white cos the skin came off. Then this morning.. Pop! i see my arm got so much skin peeling! Just at the portion that got hit in my dream.

It's amazing that only now, 2 weeks n 3 days after i got sunburnt that my skin start peeling. And only that portion too!

Monday, December 25, 2006

DHE SHIT

One of the interesting and memorable sights in Bali =P

An eatery called DHE SHIT!

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Thank you

You knew i was lying.

You knew i was trying to hide it.

You knew i was hurting.

You made me show you where i hurt.

You saw the blood.

You took me away. Away from the ppl i was trying to hide it from.

You washed it away. So painlessly.

You were gentler on me than how i was on myself.

You did what had to be done ever so carefully.

You cared for me.

Thank you.

Merry Christmas!

I was about to write a long lengthy Christmas greeting to u all, n my thoughts about how Christmas has been wrongly marketed to be all about Santa and presents.. but blah! Forget bout criticising ppl now.. Christmas is coming!

Merry Christmas!

and remember what Christmas is really about.. Jesus Christ!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Blood donation #2

"Not only are we asking for your money, we are asking for your blood"

That was what the pastor said before the end of the service regarding the blood donation drive in my church on the 3rd of Dec (that day's sermon was about pledges).

I super shit scared to donate my blood.. Horrifying images of huge needle brutally piercing my arm filled my mind. But in the end i did do it cos I was sure if my dad was there, he'd really want me to do so.

I passed all the check ups. I guess that was good cos that meant that i am healthy. Bad cos gone was my excuse for not donating my blood.

The thing itself wasnt too bad. They gave me some sort of injection with clear liquid. That kinda hurt. Then came the needle to take the blood. It was BIG!!! Fuh! I was thinking, if the 1st one which was so small can hurt, surely the big needle would be EVEN WORSE! Very quickly, they CUCUK me with the needle SOOOO BIG!!! But turns out, it wasnt all that painful. Maybe even hurt a little less than the first one.

My blood pumped out quite fast. I was pretty happy bout it. Then b4 they took out the needle, they took some of my blood n put inside some sort of tabung uji. When they finally took out the needle, there was no pain at all.

When the blood bag was in reach, i went and cucuk it with my finger... i could feel my blood was so warm =P

After it all, i got a free food n drinks, a RM10 chicken rice shop voucher and a free T-shirt =)

As for how i felt, I was ok.. though i did feel a bit numb and weak.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

My injuries in YQ

Predictable things said by me:

"I got injured"
"I fell down!"
"I bang my head somewhere"
"Hey! hey! guess wat? I-Ouch! *bang something, most probably table leg*"
"Ooh! Yeowch! I didnt see that!"
"Wahh!! The ball fall on my head"

Yeah.. those of u who know me well enough or long enough, u probably heard me say those things really often. So u wouldnt be surprised to hear me say i got pretty badly injured once a day in Youth Quake.

Day 1:
After putting bags into the bus to go for YQ, i straightened up only to bang my head on the bus door where u put the bags. Fuh! It super hurt. Now, 4 days later, I still got the bump on my head n i still cannot comb my hair that spot.
Witness: Lydia Kong

Day 2:
While playing a game, I was blind folded n crawling on the ground really fast.. n went BANG REAL HARD into a metal pillar. I really almost blacked out. It was amazing! First time i had such a feeling. I literally saw stars n had blurred vision of the pink blindfold for a moment. It was a good thing i was on the floor already anyway cos i lost my balance n just sat back. Thank goodness I managed to tahan right before i felt myself start to black out. I really wonder why no one stopped me b4 i bang it. Surely out of the 400-500 ppl there, ONE person must've seen me headed to danger.
Witness: I dunno la.. No one seem to have seen anything.

Day 3:
Almost fell off a 6 feet wall and injured my arm n pulled a back muscle while being saved from falling.. Haha.. i found this whole thing really funny minus the injuries =P
Witnesses: My 'saviours': Eric Teong, Ashleigh, Wern Yew, Jonathan, Su-Jian, Keith; and others from Yesaya.

Day 4 (right before the closing prayer)
Got my finger cut by a ceiling fan. Wahh.. This was super stupid. Super malufying also. I was standing on a chair with Eric Teong in a real happy mood n i was fooling and crapping around a bit. Then i just HAD to stupidly raise my hand and PAP! Fuh! It was loud! The ceiling fan hit my finger. I was in such a shock i didnt quite realise the pain. I just had a glance of it before i hid it from the people who looked around after hearing the sound cos i malu n didnt want the attention. My finger looked a bit cut n seemed quite fine. But later when i looked at it again... WAHHH!!! SO MUCH BLOOD!!! Eric who was not fooled by my act made me show it to him n he helped me out. THANKS ERIC!
Witness: Eric Teong

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

That FAT LADY!

IN THE LRT YESTERDAY...!!!

i was tired, so i made a bee-line for a seat in the LRT. I was happy i got my fav seat, which is the one at the VERY end, cos that seat is bigger, or, got more space, cos there's a little gap between the seat and the wall.

But then!!! AYOOOOoorrr!! There was a REALLLLLLY FATTTTTTTTT lady sitting on the seat next to mine. She was OVERFLOWING to my seat.. not by a little, but quite a lot. And not only was her butt overflowing to my seat, her ARMS were also overflowing into my air space!

And she was radiating quite a lot of heat too! So though i managed to squeeze to the wall as much as possible to avoid body contact with her, i still could feel all that heat coming from her!

Oh, and everytime i move more towards the wall, after awhile, she'll somehow relax more, or move a bit more to my seat!! ARGH!!!

I couldnt exactly get up either cos the train was SUPER PACKED! And to move would b of great inconvenience not only to me, but about 5 other ppl. So, yeah, i was stuck with that fat lady from KL Central all the way to wangsa maju.

Thank goodness she din get off at wangsa maju also, or i wouldnt be able to get past her, and probably miss my stop like i almost did cos of some slow paced jakun family that was in front of me.

I will write about that JAKUN family another time..

Monday, December 04, 2006

Blood donation



Donate ur blood! Like how i did =P

Friday, December 01, 2006

Pervert caller

EEEEEEEEEEEYUCKS!!

Ugh! Thinking bout it makes me sick to think that ppl like the guy that called me yesterday really existed, n that i had misfortune to encounter one.

Yesterday, i didnt go to college cos i was feeling unwell since the day before. A phone call at 11.45am forced me to get up from lazing in bed. The guy on the phone sounded pretty much ok. Quite civilised and professional sounding. So i thought perhaps it's my parent's church friend or some bank or something calling for my dad.

The conversation was something like this (bold for me, normal for the guy);

Hello?
Hello. Who is this?
This is Audrey
Where is this?
Huh? Where is what?
Is this a house?
Yes
Ohh.. are you working?
No
Then u are schooling?
Not really
Oh, u're in college!
Ya..
Can i ask u a few questions?
Wait, who is this? (it suddenly occurs to me it cant be my parent's friend)
This is (cant remember name) calling from Public Mutual. I'm here to ask u a few questions.
Ha? For what?
Oh, I'm just going to ask u a few simple questions.
Err.. Sorry i cant answer you. Do u want to speak to my parents?
No no.. I just want to ask u a few questions.
Sorry i cant answer you.
Ok, nevermind.. can i just ask u ONE question?
Err.. i dont promise i'll answer you..
Nevermind. What do u think I'm doing now?
Um.. talking to me?
Ya, other than that.. What do u think my other hand is doing?
I dunno
I'm shaking myself.
Oh ok byebye *put down phone*

Sicko.. Ugh.. After the call, i could think of a hundred other things i could've said after the said he's shaking himself. Mean degrading things or things that would make him feel incredibly stupid. But then, the best thing to do, is always.. PUT DOWN THE PHONE! n dont layan the fella anymore. Cos watever u say, bad or good, insulting or not, it will excite the perv more.

So next time, ask who the person is first n dont let him ask u any question first NO MATTER WHAT. If u dunno the person, n he persist being "mysterious", pass the phone to ur parents with or without telling the person. If parents are not around, put down the phone. If the person's not a perv, he will call back.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Youth Quake coming soon

With Youth Quake coming soon, i cant help but look forward to it.

NOT because i'm excited bout the camp itself cos following schedules from the moment i wake up till i sleep is not my kind of thing anymore. But cos...

i cant wait to meet my JS friends!!!

THE Number 1 person i will LOOK out for:
GERVIENE!!!

Number 1 person i will keep my EARS open for:
REKHA!!! (I'm pretty sure i dont need to try hard considering how loud she is.. =P)

Number 1 person i gotta LOOK CAREFULLY for:
Phoebe!!! (She might be hidden by all the giant youths)

People i will hunt down:
Eric Teong!
Lydia Lee! Mana Krumelur?
Chit Shen!
Lawrence!
Alvin? Going YQ onot?
Sally-Mimi! (Jeremiah)
Amanda! (Edwin)
RHEMA!
Tweety! (Evelyn)
Andrea! i'm gonna mess ur hair again =P
Yi Zheng! Should b easy to find u la.. so tall
Su-Jian!
Sze-Wei!
Roy? Sarah? Mei Zhi? u all going onot?

Ning, Christine, Ian, Hannah... I see u all everyday in college oredi. But i better c y'all there too..

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Statue of Gan Fiona

USA: Statue of Liberty, New York.




Malaysia's version: Statue of Gan Fiona, Kuala Lumpur.